Ignoring the internet (kind of) part 3

  1. Havin’ heartburn like a mofo. *kills over*
  2. Allergic reactions all over the place!  For the last week, I’ve had an allergic reaction to something in our house (still haven’t figured out what, yay).  I’ve had both my eyes swell shut and my lips swell so badly you couldn’t tell I had my lip ring in.  Oh and the chest caving in feeling?  Awesome.  Telling my neighbor/friend about it the other day worried her and her husband so badly they went to find their nebulizer to make sure they knew where it was and told my mom to call down there and they’d bring it to me if I needed it.  Spectacular!  
  3. I’ve started trying to get ‘fit.’  I’ve stopped eating so much junk (yeah, I sneak a cookie or a Reeses every once and a while, so what?) and I’ve started doing the whole dreaded bum bum bummmmm counting calories thing.  Eating 1200 calories and getting at least 45g protein.  Working out at least thirty minutes a day (usually at least an hour, not counting walking and shiz).  I can feel a difference (my thighs don’t touch as much, tummy is slimmer, and the workouts don’t cause me to lay around in pain anymore), but we threw away our scale a few weeks ago because it was all rusted in the bottom (having a dog that pisses on everything is wonderful, i tell ya).  I’ve even started a fit!tumblr, but I’m not posting it anywhere.  If you’re reading this and want to read it, e-mail me.  
  4. Being excited about Halloween!  I’m going to start decorating as soon as I get up!!!!!  Ahhhhhhhh!  I wanna dress up every day of October!  CAN I? I CAN’T? WHO SAYS?  Pshhhhhhhhhhhk.
  5. I’m tired. kbai.